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Quotables

I hang out with a lot of interesting people. Often times, they say interesting things. Sometimes, I write these things down in the back of whatever journal I'm carrying around at the time. I have hundreds. I used to update the collection every time I finished a journal, but with the handy miracle of the internet, it takes forever to finish, well, anything anymore. So these are mostly old. I still collect quotes, but not as often. Most of these were collected between 1998 and 2003. Someday, I will get around to putting up more, when there's a noticeable amount to put up.

"I'm 112 pounds! I have the metabolism of a kitten on uppers."
Rob

"I'm bored with vibrators. They don't kiss or cuddle."
Linsey

"Even watching a sex education video for retards didn't cheer me up."
Drew

"Vices are a necessity to define a person."
Rob

"There's enough kool-aid in here to kill a small child."
Gary

"I've been doing a lot of thinking in the last couple of days. And cursing how life and the heart don't abide by rationality."
Eli

"It was this day alone that made me come to realize that they only had children for amusement's sake. No... They never loved me. They only loved to torture me."
Annie

"Everything in our life is under constant matinence. If you don't take care of it, it'll go away."
a Customer

"Believe me, this guy's a douchebag. I wish you would die, but I'd still hit this guy with my car first if you were both in the street."
Rob

"Wait. It's all so clear to me now. Lemmings. They're not suicidal. They're just not such strong swimmers."
Tom

"If I'm not playing with a dick, I look like a lesbian."
Zabrina

"I like the new pictures of you. They will help me when I need to purge my meals."
Rhuss

"Damn, these gaping wounds collect hair like no one's business."
Bethany

"You shouldn't have to apologize after sex."
Jane

"Everybody is born to be who they are, whether it be homosexual, heterosexual, no-sexual or nymphomaniac. The diversity of the human race is what makes us human!"
Carol

"Although I say that sex does not solve all of life's problems, it sure does a good job of taking your mind off of them for a while."
Jen

"God may not have given you blue eyes, but I've got contacts."
Shane

"Do I have to agree with you, or do I have to agree with what's right?"
Stick

"Let all who oppose me see the world through my eyes."
Jane

"What is it with you and always wanting to DO stuff?!"
Damian

"Make like my Friday nights, and beat it!"
Me
"I'm choking on Life!"
Bethany

"Show me the smile that contains nothing behind your eyes."
Sheldon

"Only YOU can prevent colonization."
Erik



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